
This track and composition is my first project in collaboration with another artist. The song itself is a cyberpunk rant, generally about life, love art, politics and religion. I possibly could have just said “life”!
I can’t sing, well, not in the human pitch range, so I needed a vocalist. I had recently joined MySpace. That was back in the day when it was a happening thing. A couple of my first “friends” were The Dsider, an Italian singer, and Annawhity (Anna Bianco, an Italian film maker who helped me with the lyrics on La Mia Voce).

I approached The Dsider, otherwise known as Giuseppe Calandrini, and he agreed to have a look at the song. At that time Giuseppe was fronting a Depesche Mode tribute band but has currently teamed up with a digital audio producer and formed the project “Inter-Connection”.
Well, anyway, he obviously did the vocal for me because here it is …
Lyrics -
The more and more I try to learn
the less I understand.
I need a guiding angel
to take me by the hand.
I gave my heart to Lucy
then I found it on the floor
I don’t know why she did that
but she’s heading for the door.
She showed me how to do it
and I tried and tried all day
but I never seem to get it right
and now she’s gone away.
Damned if I do! …
I gave my soul to Jesus
then I found it on the floor.
I don’t know why he did that
but he’s heading for the door.
I’d try to catch him up
but he’s on a different level,
I guess I’ll just get it back
and give it to the devil.
The devil doesn’t want it
he says “it’s far to small -
why don’t you just take it out
and nail it to the wall?”
The people came and looked at it
and thought it was real funny,
they said “it looks like ‘nothing else’ -
and won’t make any money”.
Damned if I do! …
I never want to play again
just work and work all day,
make a heap of dollars
and then give them all away.
There’s destroyers off the starboard bow
I saw them coming in,
they’re here to keep us safe from harm
and scare off Fat Boy Slim.
They want us to be square and neat
and stand in little rows,
but I can feel the itching feet
starting from my toes.
Damned if I do! …
damned if you don’t
I’m damned if I do! …
damned if you don’t
© 2007 Denton Perry